Too much chicken

Man arrested after pulling gun in restaurant

I'm going to reveal a crack in my facade as I comment on this somewhat newsworthy article. Apparently a 53 year old man pulled a gun on the staff at a Popeye's chicken place because the service was too slow. Here's a picture of the purple traior, uh I mean, perpetrator:




I'm thinking the staff there figured if they took time serving him his chicken, maybe he'd lose some of that blubber?