What's so funny is that it's true!

Girlspeak to English Dictionary

Yes. All of this is true. Perhaps this is part of the reason why I've failed in all my past relationships: I expect people to say what they mean and mean what they say. I hate double-talk. And yet, women seem to do this ALL THE TIME! I defy any woman out there to tell me they DON'T use this "girlspeak." I'm yet to find one that doesn't.

And it's frustrating.