Oh boy. You won't even GUESS how I got to THIS web site.

MYSTERY LINK! Don't even MOUSE over this yet. Go to Google.com, and enter "failure" in the Search box. Then click, "I'm feeling lucky."

Betcha this guy doesn't feel too lucky! Mua ha ha ha!!! (laughing like Dr. Evil here)

May still not work by the time you read this. Got this from Wil Wheaton dot Net (in exile).