Did I say things couldn't get any weirder?

I vant to get your vote! - Peculiar Postings - MSNBC.com

Here's a man--a self-proclaimed Satanist and vampire--who is running for governor of Minnesota. He will post the 10 Commandments and the Wicca Reed in public places, and execute murderers and child molesters by impaling them on wooden pikes.

I need a STIFF drink. And I'm not looking at getting a Bloody Mary this time.