Slap 'em back.

ABC News: 'Happy Slapping' Spreads in London

I want to see a news story of one of these 'happy slappers' getting the crap beat out of them. That would make me happy.

I think I'm starting to burn out from reading about all these idiots; so I'm considering taking a break from it, and taking a break from "Chartreuse." It's not like anyone reads this, anyway...