NEW and IMPROVED "Bicycle Race" lyrics!

Queen once did a song called "Bicycle Race." In tribute to them, and to the fact that gas is now $3.19 here in Northern Maine (up twenty cents from YESTERDAY), I rewrote the main verse:

I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
Even more with the gas price hike

$3.19. And it's supposed to top $4. God. I don't know how we're going to survive this winter with heating oil being up about that high, too.